"World awaits Paris Hilton's return"
This is not a joke. The title above is an actual headline from Yahoo! News on Monday.
If this news is somehow really important to you, then go ahead here and view 166 photos on the momentous historical event of her release.
Incidentally, someone is even trying to sell an empty can of dog food from her trash on ebay. I just couldn't make this stuff up.
International Headlines followed in suit. From Germany's "Stern" front page: "Paris entschwebt dem Knast"
Incidentally, here's Google's roll up today: "Paris Hilton", 60,200,000 web references, "George W. Bush", only 59,400,000.
And yes, once again, I know I'm adding to the hype. But at this juncture ignoring her is like being careful not to litter in the middle of a trash dump.
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